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No. 1357
Quick Quack Real State, Ink.
Preferred Agent! |
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET ... ...WENT HOME
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| City |
Washington - Lalaland
Hot/Coldham |
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Address
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| Where you can go the:Federal TradeCommission and HELLsinky |
| Washington,
Missouri |
| 20580 |
| United States
| Map |
| Asking |
$ 0.02 |
| Beds: |
0.1 |
| Baths: |
0.5 |
| Cars: |
900 |
| Age: |
999 |
| Size sq ft: |
8000 |
| Land Acres: |
3 |
| Value: |
What's
It Worth? |
| Type: |
House |
| Ref./MLS #: |
DOODOO123 |
| Transaction: |
For Sale |
| Open House: |
No roof No ceiling No floor.
So, yes it is open all the time ....
come and eat .........
FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Listing: |
Agent Sale |
| Property Taxes: |
.02 |
| Condo Fees: |
Canned Ham Fees |
| Closing: |
1 |
Description
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET ... ...WENT HOME...
This little piggy went to market ... this little piggy went home.
Market your home that this little piggy went.
Home sweet home.
A good place to have lovely ham dinners.
THE BEAST SERVERS, THE BEAST RESULTS
Choose your delectableselection of delights from an array of dishes and keep it simple ... and make it snappy! THIS IS WHAT I PROMISE... AND ON THAT PROMISSARY NOTE ....... JUST KEEP WISHING AND HOPING AND THINKING AND PRAYING .....
SUPERIOR DEALINGS ... just keep a movin' on ... settle anywhere you wish in this universe ... usa.homesalez.com can settle on the moon ... preferably in a crater ... deep in SHITake mushrooms.
..... and eat that, too.
MANGA ... MANGA ... you don't eat enough!
PROFESSIONALE COOKING AND CHEFFING
Meeting all your neediness so you can buy a home with nothing peanuts ... and nothing down even down under in Australia .........yeah, there, too!
Believe it or not!
We can locate a location that is located in a place you wouldn't believe!
CALL: JOHN 954-590-6028
EMAIL: lamentejt@bellsouth.patriots.netincomegrossincome
SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ...
I be a financierveryfine
Long and Lean and Fostered at Cauldwell Bunker Hill Professional Schools, Tasmania, Australia and thereabouts the outback
I be a real estate gazette reader
Much educated at the Brooklyn Institute for Colleges in Washington, DC
Gold Coast school of Professions for Professionals and whatever
PLEASE PLEASE ME OH YEAH LIKE I PLEASE YOU OH YEAH LIKE I PLEASE YOU........
I do da posta licensing in ......... whatever I invented to see what kind of online services this was when I said I was Joan ......... then I could determine that you would have no properties to offer that were for real ... nothing to buy.
So bye bye baby, goodbye .......Buy buy baby, goodbuy
PRICEY NOT REDUCED .... THE SAUCE WAS reduced HOWEVER. Spacey, immaculata 2/BR 2 BA with flooring and ceilings that are completely opened and unfinished and unclosed ....... so you do not need air conditioning.
Therefore the owner will consider assisting with closing ... owner will stuff you in the crevices, if you like. Feel free to ask ... it is free .... free food, too. Ham to be specific.
This home displays Truly Virginia charms .... if not the mansion then on your bracelet. And there is a simply gerjious decorative fireplace ... you can prepare you ham there.
Eat in your kitchen ... or on the floor ... wherever you want ... it's your business. AND BUSINESS IS BUSINESS ... SO LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
HOW DOES USA.HOMESALES.COM RIP OFF THE PUBLIC? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS! Nah, let the FTC look into it.
BYE BYE BABY GOODBYE ..... BYE BYE BABY, DON'T CRY........
Central a/c ... so keep your kool.
Fenced yard ... is that where usahomesalez.com belongs? or at least in some type of enclosed area ..... Sing Sing maybe? WE can only hope. After music is the food of the soul... is it not? But you all can eat ham .... somewhere .... YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO.
AND QUIK QUAK SALE REALLY ESTATES, INC. WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY THERE IN A HURRY......... A RESIDENTIAL SETTING FOR QUIK QUAKS LIKE YOU ALL.
Oh, yes, a laundry room, garage, awnings roof .... oops, there's no roof... available for you in you new old property .... you fellow inmate ... I mean room mate ... no I mean inmate .... is the little old lady who lived in a shoe ... and you all stink too. There is a sink.
This little piggy went to market ... this little piggy went home.
Market your home that this little piggy went.
Home sweet home.
A good place to have lovely ham dinners.
THE BEAST SERVERS, THE BEAST RESULTS
Choose your delectableselection of delights from an array of dishes and keep it simple ... and make it snappy! THIS IS WHAT I PROMISE... AND ON THAT PROMISSARY NOTE ....... JUST KEEP WISHING AND HOPING AND THINKING AND PRAYING .....
SUPERIOR DEALINGS ... just keep a movin' on ... settle anywhere you wish in this universe ... usa.homesalez.com can settle on the moon ... preferably in a crater ... deep in SHITake mushrooms.
..... and eat that, too.
MANGA ... MANGA ... you don't eat enough!
PROFESSIONALE COOKING AND CHEFFING
Meeting all your neediness so you can buy a home with nothing peanuts ... and nothing down even down under in Australia .........yeah, there, too!
Believe it or not!
We can locate a location that is located in a place you wouldn't believe!
CALL: JOHN 954-590-6028
EMAIL: lamentejt@bellsouth.patriots.netincomegrossincome
SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ...
I be a financierveryfine
Long and Lean and Fostered at Cauldwell Bunker Hill Professional Schools, Tasmania, Australia and thereabouts the outback
I be a real estate gazette reader
Much educated at the Brooklyn Institute for
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